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misshorrorshow-of-midgard:

Ladies, gents and non-binaries: Stephen Fry, man who possesses the most common sense of any human on earth.

(Source: zombieoscarwetnwilde)

Posted 1 day ago
so-humorous:

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP

who else felt the bang

so-humorous:

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY

TURNT THE FUCK UP

who else felt the bang

Posted 1 day ago

fwips:

Agent Coulson meeting his younger self

Posted 1 day ago
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kldzbop:

kldzbop:

see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy

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correct

Posted 1 day ago

mrshudsonstolemytardis:

A good story

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can come in many forms;

A book,

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a video,

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or a tale.

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It doesn’t matter where it comes from,

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or how it was made,

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as long as it touches

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our

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hearts …

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softens

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our

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souls …

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and

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makes

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us

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feel.

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That is what makes a story.

The End

Posted 1 day ago

gayindustrialcomplex:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

Posted 1 day ago

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

Posted 1 day ago

fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

(Source: closedeyesmile)